These we Nigerian pidgin insults na some of the best naija highest insults wey go make you laugh like nothing dey happen.
Taking my mind back to when we were growing up. It was fun then, you see children playing together. Within the neighbour, games like table soccer, table tennis, street football and lots more were the order of the day. But right now, you see children living in enclosed home without mixing with their fellow children in the compound for various reasons. Now neighbours' children don't play together as they used to be. How this world just changes within seconds.
Anyhow sha, not to complain too much, now we are living in what we called the technology age. Anyway, my mind made 360 degrees turn around back to our growing-up days in the 80s. O boy yeah, see level, you know the grammatical insults that reign that time? If you can not relate, you be indomie generation.
If them curse you that time, you go cry go home. If you grow up during my generation, na like this we dey take abuse person wey thing say him too sabi. Just for the fun of it sha, these were the highest insults while growing up.
Best Naija Highest Insults Wey Go Make You Dey Laugh
See wetin my eye see while growing up. Make you come laugh small sha, these were some of the best Nigeria highest insults you can receive while we were growing up.
[1]. Shape less amoeba.
[2]. You can’t do more than a hanging pants.
[4]. Oversabi housewife.
[5]. Bombastic element.
[6]. Born by mistake.
[8]. You can’t do more than a dead rat.
[9]. Go and brush your teeth before talking to me.
[10]. Mama like you, you cannot control ya pant.
[11]. You cannot do more than ji agworo agwo.
[12]. Useless girl, you dey gbomgboro ciga.
[13]. I don't blame you because you are under my arm pit.
[14]. Me and you go get kwanta.
[15]. Mental disease.
[16]. Idiot of no comparison.
[17]. Idiotic element.
[18]. Don't be silly.
[19]. Don't give me sleepless nights.
[20]. See your head like opioro mango.
[21]. Big head.
[22]. Your Mama left nyash.
[23]. You can't do more than my bathroom slippers.
[24]. Pregnant handkerchief.
[25]. Uncompleted building.
[26]. Big for nothing parasite.
[27]. Telephone wire.
[28]. Radio without battery.
[29]. Monkey wife.
[30]. You are under my capacity.
[31]. Iwu nshi agbara catapult.
[32]. You dey mad, you dey craze, you dey gbomgbolo cigar.
[33]. I cannot blame you becuase you are under my nyashh.
[34]. I cannot blame you becuase you are under my slippers.
[35]. What can ji agworo agwo do, nothing.
[36]. American dust bin.
[37]. Are you talking to me? If you are sure you are talking to me, oya kneel down and touch me.
[38]. Atinga 7up.
[39]. See your leg like tolotolo.
[40]. Atinga no blood.
[41]. Your mother nsi agworo agwo.
[42]. If you are strong remove this sand from my hands.
[43]. Am talking you are talking who will pay your school fees.
[44]. If you know say them born you well, cross this line, I don cross am wetin you go do oya cross this one. Oya touch me first, make una hold me before I beat nonsense comot for person body oh. After all the begging from spectators. You just get luck say them hold me I for finish you today.
[45]. Scallywag.
[46]. Chin chin bucket.
[47]. You can't do more than nshi a gworo agwo.
[48]. You can't do more than a hanging pant.
[49]. Nonsense and ingredients.
[50]. You can't do more than a porridge yam.
[51]. Stupid element.
[52]. Concobility.
[53]. Anu ofia.
[54]. Isi aturu.
[55]. Born by mistake.
If you sabi any other one here, make you try add am for the comment section. You never see something!
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